Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.Louis Adamic (via pattiocleavis)
The inability to communicate one’s thoughts is in very truth the most terrible of all kinds of loneliness.Friedrich Nietzsche (via yesdarlingido)